do you mind if I name my goldfish after you? It's between Emerson and Beaudecia. I enjoy to trust animals about funny secrets like one time i told my snail that i was its brother lol#! (joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I'm sure the snail was floored to hear that. (Sorry, couldn't resist.) I think you're weird for having a pet snail but it wasn't long ago that pet rocks were the "it" thing so I will hold my tongue for now.
(from mugglenet reading the wall of shame, just had to copy it into a document xD)